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Sorry, but from now on no unfounded rumours (unless I make it up).

Emails as received: Only the sender ID deleted to protect informants.

I quote: As received by email. Some edited to protect Phantom's arse.

Rumour has it that Lakemonger and his old captain have again had words over the infamous short ball/piss off incident. Lakemonger stating that he would never play under the old bastard again. Old bastard seemed pretty happy about that. Was it first or second over? Both seemed adamant and neither had an apology in them. To my source, I keep my promises and you are safe. 
 

Quote of the season so far "Do the refer to him as lake because he is very big or very shallow?"

Does that make Rhys a puddle.

Don't know what a body of very cold water is called (Iceberg?), but from all accounts it arrived at the club early one Monday morning, while the big fella was having an extended celebration for reaching 3000 runs, for a brief appearance and gave the impression that there would be a puddle and a lake in very hot water not too much later.

Theo has settled down now that C's are winning again and seems happy to have those he told to f... off.

Weedings, parties, and now a rock concert. Wonder how the coach is really feeling.